Conversations in Primary

The following conversations occurred between me and my primary kids today.

This first conversation came out of nowhere. We were talking about prophets at the time.
A: "I don't want to get baptized."
Mish: "Okay." (I know, I know. Bad teacher moment. I have little to no patience with A. She's very difficult.)
A: "Well, why can't I wear goggles?"
Mish: "Because we don't wear goggles at church. But you can close your eyes really tight."

The second conversation came during sharing time while we were playing "Guess the Prophet".
E: "Once there was a prophet who stole money from the rich people to give to the poor people."
Mish: (making a valiant effort not to laugh) "Well...he wasn't a prophet, but he did try to help people."

I learn something every week. I'm just not always sure the kids do. :)